How many times during the course of your day do you think to yourself “Gee, I’m sure glad the Jabberwocky hasn’t come through my mirror today to devour my precious flesh cocoon”? Quite a lot right? I know, we've all been there. Jabberwockaphobia is a common problem for most people on this planet. The time we have to spend in front of our mirrors, sacrificing rabbits each day to keep it at bay can be quite a nuisance.
But have you ever wondered to yourself “Crikeys! I missed my daily sacrifice today! But why hasn’t JW come crashing through my mirror for my flesh cocoon”? Well that’s because I’ve been your Mirror Defender this whole time! I know it's crazy right? That somehow you have stumbled upon the very site of your personal Mirror Defender who has been battling to keep the Jabberwock at bay while you dream away safe in your cocoon each night. What random luck!
"Oh Mirror Defender of mine, what can I do to ever repay you for your noble services" you might be asking right now. Well if you happen to appreciate my services just send a little lunch money my way so I can stay strong and keep fighting back the Jabberwocky each night for you.